This was a conversation during small group the other day:
Me to boy: Ok, now write Jr. after your last name.
A different boy - D : Oh, I know that guy!! His name is Martin Junior King! I know him!
A girl: Yeah, I think he's a president.
D - Yeah, I think he's a president.
Made me laugh.
Me to class: What are you going to be for Halloween?
Boy - T: I'm going to be a vampire and I'm going to take these teeth back here out so I can suck blood.
... Later on the playground, I asked him to tell another teacher what he's going to do, and he responded the same way.
Me: Did you know that can buy plastic vampire teeth at the store?
T: Why didn't you tell me that?! Why didn't you buy me some?!